I live next to lizards.

I don’t know if you all are familiar with the idea of Lizard People, but it is one of those things that I half believe in.  Aliens coming to make our government perfect?  Sounds awesome.  Sign me up.  Anyway, I’m pretty sure my neighbors are lizard people.  I’ve never met people so nice and helpful!  My roommate thinks that the reason I think they are lizards is because I have little faith in humanity, but really.  Lizard People.

I’m pretty sure Obama is a lizard as well.

Notes

  1. shockedsheep posted this